Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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