If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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