You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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