That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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