you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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