problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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