i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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