she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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