Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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