Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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