I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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