I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I love you. Go after that dick
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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