if i died would you start the facebook group?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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