If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
