Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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