we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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