After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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