Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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