OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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