Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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