I have demons in me.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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