ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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