Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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