Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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