If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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