i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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