Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
