the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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