I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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