So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I party with great urgency now.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize