In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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