So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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