Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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