When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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