I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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