Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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