This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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