STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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