Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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