So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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