PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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