i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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