Need sex. Gaining weight.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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