Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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