Cold hands, warm shart.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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