Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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