It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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