So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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