she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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