Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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