I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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