If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize