He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's never too late to be topless.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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