I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he was CRYING into my vagina
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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