When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
and she was petting her beer can
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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