i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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