69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
why is half of my head shaved?
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